On Monday night, Jimmy Kimmel dedicated his late-night monologue to what he called “CSI Episode 2: I Can’t Believe Donald Trump Isn’t in Prison Yet” – also known as the January 6 congressional hearing.
Trump’s bizarre decision to “reject the advice” of his team members and declare victory on election night, although even Fox News said he lost, is said to come from “apparently drunk” Rudy Giuliani.
“Obviously drunk – which, by the way, is the title of Rudy Giuliani’s biography,” Kimmel joked. “Rudy Giuliani told him to come out and say he had won. The way you can tell that Rudy is drunk is that his breath smells more like alcohol than cigars and cat calms for a change.
The claim that Giuliani was a drunken mess was backed by former Trump aide Jason Miller, who, when asked if there was anyone tonight who “according to your observations, drank too much,” said, “Um, Mayor Giuliani.”
Kimmel couldn’t help but laugh. “Okay, so Rudy was drunk. The big question is: What is Donald Trump’s apology? He doesn’t even drink! I mean, this testimony from his lawyers, his employees, his campaign advisers, his own family – there are really only two possibilities here: either Donald Trump lied and committed many crimes in an attempt to intensify elections, or he was expelled. ‘ rocker. I guess it could be both. ”
When Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, was asked during his testimony if he had ever shared with the president his views on Giuliani’s drunken plan, he stuttered and replied, “Um, I guess, uh, yes.”
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