Celebrate between the sheets (Photo: Getty Images)
Look, do we want to be the ones to pollute the platinum anniversary with recommendations for sex toy deals and sex positions?
No. No, we don’t.
But someone has to do it. Otherwise, how else will you prevent boredom this weekend for the holidays?
So here we share some ideas of what to do to fill the hours between picnics and parties.
Experts from Ann Summers believe that if you are going to have sex this weekend, you should at least stick to the anniversary theme – so they have collected seven positions for sex, inspired by the case.
We will now warn you: some of the royal connections in these positions are a bit difficult.
In fact, some of them look just standard sexual positions, but with a bunting.
If you want to make these more anniversary themed, you have our approval to take some Pimms or contact your partner with Your Majesty.
Here’s how to make them.
70s
69s, but a better one (Photo: Ann Summers)
To honor the 70’s on the throne, try the 70’s – one above the 69’s.
It’s the same as 69, with both partners taking and giving orally at the same time, but instead of lying down, you add a little athleticism and balance by standing up – either standing or sitting – so that one person hangs upside down. .
King’s crown
Small cloak of your choice (Photo: Ann Summers)
Okay, it’s just sitting on your partner’s face to take orally. This is royal because you are like a crown on their head.
We would like to use this moment to remind readers that we did not invent these names.
A royal experience
Feel like a king or queen (Photo: Ann Summers)
Another slightly dubious royal connection, but this position is actually a good “no”.
The intruder kneels while his partner lies on his back. The penetrator then lifts the receiver’s hips up from the bed and begins to push.
The recipient can cross his legs, spread them apart, or simply let them flop willy-nilly.
This provides deep penetration and leaves your hands free to add to the fun.
Queening
Take a look at the mannequin holding the flag (Photo: Ann Summers)
Queening is also a term for sitting face down, so this can be a bit confusing – but in Anne Summers’ version, it’s just a reversal of missionary work.
Lie on your back with legs spread and held up. Your partner then kneels between your legs and places his hands on either side of your head on the bed.
Press or grind, keeping in contact with the eyes for an intimate experience.
Royal knees
Acrobatic (Photo: Ann Summers)
Like a stroller, but with one foot on the ground to provide some stability.
You will need a decent upper body strength to stay in this position for more than a few seconds, so be prepared to mix things up and maybe make dog-style (or corgi-style?) Easier.
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Feeling regal
Enjoy Yourself (Photo: Ann Summers)
Have sex alone, but kneeling upright. That is all.
Royal courtesy
Lie down and think of England (Photo: Ann Summers)
Anne Summers’ explanation of why this is appropriate for the anniversary: ”What could be more royal than driving home? Start your anniversary theme of the reverse cowgirl.
Of course why not?
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The platinum anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II in 2022
Wipe your Union Jack dust off, Queen Elizabeth II’s platinum anniversary is finally here.
Held from Thursday, June 2, to Sunday, June 5, the festivities mark the record 70th year on Her Majesty’s throne.
There will be street parties, concerts and other special events in the UK, attended by the Queen and senior members of the royal family.
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