On “The Daily Show,” Trevor Noah said he hoped the sentence was a negotiating tactic and that President Biden could now trade a Russian war criminal for Greener.
“Whoever America keeps in prison, send him to Russia. Yes, it looks like they are winning, but remember this person now has to live in Russia. Yes, yes. They’ll get there and be like, [imitating a Russian criminal] “This whole country is a prison. I miss the food at Alcatraz, no!” — TREVOR NOAH
“They had such high demand for their product line that in order to keep up, they had to remove the Choco Taco and all of its popular toppings, like the Choco-Mole at the table.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
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On The Tonight Show Thursday, Brad Pitt gave Jimmy Fallon a taste of what to expect from his new movie Bullet Train.
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